*Pretends you secretly think about me*
i dont want gender i want wings and the ability to breathe fire
If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.
please be kind to insects. carry moths outdoors and step over ant hills when possible. help bees out of puddles and pools and direct others to the nearest safe surface when they land on your shoulder. they are just tiny kids trying to navigate a big world.
i am too gay and beautiful to do math
Sitting on a shuttle in Riverside, Iowa, Leonard McCoy looks at Jim Kirk and tells him “space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence”.
Just like me, Jim thinks with a heavy heart.
Three years later, Jim Kirk points up at the sky and tells Bones that “space is shining stars and beautiful new things strewn across infinity”.
Just like you, Leonard thinks with a soaring heart.
[YOU HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH POWER OF CREATION IN THIS WORLD OF FANTASY AND MAGIC, BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER BE?]
Human Male, Warrior
[ARE YOU SERIOUS?]
[YOU BORING PIECE OF SHIT]